Crud Meridian

Hi Folks! We at Crud Meridian Industries are proud to announce that we’ll be rebranding this summer! After examining the current market we’ve decided to pivot away from content about nerve gas and suicide, and towards the Manosphere. Crud Meridian will soon be your one-stop-shop for all content about Being A Man, Manliness, What It Is to “Man,” Which Products Men Buy, and Men. Here’s a teaser of some of the exciting content to expect soon:

Windsor or Four-in-Hand: Which Knot For Which Occasion

Dressing, Living, and Acting Like Patrick Bateman: The Definitive Guide

How To Groom Yourself Without Accidentally Doing A Gay By Looking At Your Own Genitals

Our Tech Experts Review The Latest Everyday Carry Pocket Knives, So You’re Ready To Gut Your Barista Like A Fish When They Misspell Your Name

Fellas, Are Prepositions Gay? Our Editors Review Parts Speech Safe Use

Seven Affiliate Links That All Sigma Males Click Through To

How to Attract Women Without Accidentally Acknowledging Them

Which Shirts Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Pants Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Socks Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Belts Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Ties Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Collars Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Which Glasses Should A Man Have To Become His Own Man

Harley vs. Honda: Which Motorbikes Can I Suck Off? 

Fight Punch

For Men With Trouble Maintaining Facial Hair: 10 Ways To Kill Yourself

How To Critically Engage With Feminism Without Accidentally Saying, Writing, Speaking, or Thinking About It

Is Wiping Your Own Butt Okay? No.

How To Make Man-Friends While Avoiding Eye Contact

Survival Tips: How to Wrap A Tourniquet Without Tenderly Caressing Your Wounded Friend’s Bicep

Science Talk: New Study Definitely Disproves The Existence of Non-Godfather Films

Fragrances, Soaps, and Depilatory Tools: Which Products are Gunmetal-Grey Enough For A Man To Use

Quiz: Which Fast And Furious film Should Determine Your Gender Expression?

The Crud Meridian Guide to Having Great Sex Without Experiencing Intimacy

Which Vegetables Are The Most Alpha

This Startup Put A Wolf On Some Moisturizer

Only Betas Are Poor: How Much Money Men Should Have To Feel Okay For Even a Fucking Second

We’re excited for this pivot and we think you’ll love the new default look and vaguely cryptofascist feel of our website!